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Woman are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground.....that aren't as good, but are easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, thery're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. 
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Micki,
You always inspire me. I am tall enought to reach the top of the tree but I always get sidetracked checking out everything on the ground. Now I understand.
Thanks,
Scott
You always inspire me. I am tall enought to reach the top of the tree but I always get sidetracked checking out everything on the ground. Now I understand.
Thanks,
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and don't forget men, any apple on the stand'll cost ya a quarter but a fine wine can go into the $thousands!!! 
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Thousands?? Especially if that apple is a Corvette LOVER....
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ok Mik - I'll come clean that I am no top shelf wine - Boonesfarm is $1.99, last I checked 
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Ahhh,BOONES FARM,remember it well Ron 78 2007-04-04 14:24:48
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Gee Micki,
I had fun in my younger days playing around with all the apples on the ground. Of course my standards were not very high back then either. 
Of course my standards were not very high back then either. I'm with Paul, but I'm more like a bottle of MD 20/20 next to the Boonesfarm.
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I have several apple trees in my yard. I've never picked a single one, I'm always picking them up off the ground and tossing them over the fence into the farm field. They make good mulch. I'm thinking of cutting all the apple trees down. The moral of this story? The apples are more trouble than they're worth
. They ALL eventually go bad!
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I gotta agree with Mike on that one.
Hmmnn...
Near as I can tell women must be alot like men...
If ya smash the crap outta an apple ya get Applesauce.
Now that thar's a purty good desert ta eat after ya werk da bugz outta it....
Hmmnn...
Near as I can tell women must be alot like men...
If ya smash the crap outta an apple ya get Applesauce.
Now that thar's a purty good desert ta eat after ya werk da bugz outta it....
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My wife agrees 100%, 33 years, man her feet must be sore.
Speaking of Boones Farm, When I was in high school gas was 29 cents and Boones Farm was 99 cents, so what's a better deal today
Speaking of Boones Farm, When I was in high school gas was 29 cents and Boones Farm was 99 cents, so what's a better deal today
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