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John Madden, was in Buffalo to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bills bench.
He asked Drew Bledsoe what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Drew told him,
"Sure, but it will cost you $200.
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games.
He pulled out his wallet and paid $200 John's picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriot's bench.
He asked what the telephone was for and Tom
Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God.
If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call.
John's picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench.
He asked Peyton Manning, "Is that the hotline to God?"
Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents"
John looked suspiciously at Peyton and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Buffalo and $500 in New England to use the same phone to God!
Why do the Colts only charge 50 cents?"
Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
GO COLTS
He asked Drew Bledsoe what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. Drew told him,
"Sure, but it will cost you $200.
John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games.
He pulled out his wallet and paid $200 John's picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriot's bench.
He asked what the telephone was for and Tom
Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God.
If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call.
John's picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Colts bench.
He asked Peyton Manning, "Is that the hotline to God?"
Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents"
John looked suspiciously at Peyton and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Buffalo and $500 in New England to use the same phone to God!
Why do the Colts only charge 50 cents?"
Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
GO COLTS
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Nice!
That was a weird game on Sunday...really weird.
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That was a weird game on Sunday...really weird.
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