always read the included instructions

While rooting around in my gift certificates from last christmas I located one from eastwoods . Soooo off I went to buy some new goodies for my garage . I found an air operated lube gun on sale for a very good price that I purchased . Contained inside the package were the normaly included instructions ,,,, and a section labeled important . Needless top say you must read on as you will be greatly enlightened !
1 If the way of cartridge loading is to be used , it could be cause rubber plunger transfigure and by contract by squeezed long time which inside of grease cartridge, and by soak of grease a certain period.
2 At this moment, if change the loading way to dispenser loading or bluk loading, and then, there is a normal phenomenom that have a little amount of grease is possible is leak out of bottom of container tube.
3 In order to avoid the above phenomenom happened, please decide long use period and a proper loading way initially depends on the variety of grease applied and use if incessantly .
DO NO USE MULTILOADING alternately !!!!
4 And now, puzzle of grease leakage has been settled.

Hmmmmmm am I missing something here

geo

Translaton:

1)Beat with hammer if it doesn't work
2) If this device seems flawed.....that's your own fault you dummy for buying taiwan made crap

As a technical writer, I can definitely say that something was lost in the translation. You should e-mail the manufacturer and request an explanation. Not that the explanation is likely to make much sense either.

Andy

I just found it to be very entertaining ,,, BTW the gun works just great . Twin I would bet the gun came from mainland china ,I think the taiwanese folks got their english tech writers just a bit more in tune with the american market . At any rate it was the most entertaining set of instructions I have read in a while !

G

I just love reading some of the translated instructions....

BTW...I have one of the original owner manuals for the Honda 50 from YEARS ago. I don't have the manual at work, but I can remember part of the instructions for putting the bike into gear....promote engine revolutions while pressing tippy toe lever into gear....LOL.

George,
That instructions with which you had wrote of this thread were entertaining very most of us to.

You thanks for taking of time which to enter them instructions us for to gaze eyes our on.

Yuk Yuk Yuk!!!! And my wife wonders why I never read the instructions...

R we supposed to read them? I thought they were there for filler in the box!

SOUNDS LIKE MADE IN CHINA INSTRUCTIONS, YUK.