Had To Look

Okay, I finally went to pick up the white vette. I've got about an hours drive and I see I need to buy gas (no big deal). So I pull into the gas station, shut the car off, get out, insert the credit card, and attempt to open the gas cap. (Emphasis on the word attempt)
Can't pick open the door? Can't push lightly and pop open the door, whats up with that? Open the car door look around the sill plate, nope not there. Not on the dash either,well crap (thanks GM).
Okay I give up get out the book. I'm readin in a sharks frenzy while some dude is honkin the horn behind me ta hurry up.
About the time I find out the switch is hidden in the console this dude walks up and wants to know what my problem is..... GREAT!
Having assesed the situation I told him the car won't start. He buys this and goes off mumbling some sort of obscenities .
I proceeded to fill er up as he moves his ride (a not so classic 71 Caddy) to another pump. I finish up go inside buy a pop and head to the car as the dude is just headin in.
About this time I have a redneck moment and realize if I time it right I can have some fun. So I screw around puttin the book up, a hat on whatever I can do to buy some time. Just as he hits the door I'm startin the car and driven ever so slow by him wavin and honkin my horn and ever so clearly am able to let him know she starts every time.
LIFE IS GOOD BUT REVENGE IS SA-WEET!!!

By the way I think I'll read the manual just 4 the fun of it!      

Larry........thazz jest too freakin funny!!!

okay i have to givea thumbs up to you about the moron in the caddy, and i read it to the wife and she said it sounded like something i would do, and then she finds out your name is LArry also and she figures it is just something about the name and that you couldn't me helped.

still neds pics of the white vixen....

Larry

[QUOTE=1BadLT1]okay i have to givea thumbs up to you about the moron in the caddy, and i read it to the wife and she said it sounded like something i would do, and then she finds out your name is LArry also and she figures it is just something about the name and that you couldn't me helped.

still neds pics of the white vixen....

Larry[/QUOTE]

Larry,   it's here. 

Once I have one of these morons start honking his horn for me to make a right on red, which I did not want to do.  He kept honking until the light turned green.   At that time I got out of my car and walked back to him with a smile on my face.  I asked his if I could help him, what did he need?

He looked at me strange.  I said that he was trying to get my attention with his horn, so I wondered what it was that I could help him with?  By the time I got done trying to be very nice and helpfull, and determined that he in fact did not need my help, the light had turned red.  I returned to my car and waited for it to turn green again.   Blew his mind.

Hey Ken I like yer style but in tadays world ya gotta be carefull or ya will be taken a dirt nap.
Larry Ive noticed the similarities in some of yer threads. Who knows maybe we are twin brothers with different mothers an fathers we never knew.
Here is the e-bay link for now with the car. I copied and pasted it as a trial and it worked. But I hafta warn ys Mike tried it the other day an said it was gone. I promise to take some pics though and add them to my link.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd= 1&item=220013324081&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ARTQ%3AUS%3A1

Joel I'll post a topic that I sent to Bill Envall (Blue Collar comedy that he liked and replied. I gotta say "That thar was funny."

The LINK is still good, Larry!! (and everyone else!)

Thnxs Joel for fixin the link. Now they will know what she looks like and see what she's got. No name for the poor thang yet. Maybe after we get to know each other better somefin will come to mind. (Hiopefully good...)

if i may be so bold to suggest that a fitting name for her, since to first thing of mass confussion was the gas door that her name should be "DORRIE" 1BadLT138948.975462963

I like it! Cept it reminds me of that little fish in Capt'n Nemo uh what was her name?