An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this.Now, I want the party who did this
to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
Family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do
you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will
feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third
pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a
couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife
fainted, and the congregation roared.
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Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters frm a shop
The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, u scared me”
Pasengr apologized n said:
“I didn’t realize a litle touch wud scare u so much”
Driver replied:
“Sory, it’s nt ur fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver, I’ve been driving a van carying dead bodies for last 25 yrs;-)
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